AAAAH, I haven't been on all day, how did I survive?!
Today was actually pretty fun. I expected it to be pretty lame, but it wasn't. Yesterday, I called my step-grandpa a retard and my mom was all "You can just call him a dumb ass, but not a retard." I was surprised to know that she was actually serious about this. She usually doesn't let me curse, and she's never heard me swear unless I accidentally slip out a "fuck" when I hurt myself... only Sam and Brit has heard that though. But anyway. So we're in the middle of Kohls' baby section when she tells me this, so I lean in to Sam and whisper "Don't be such a dumb ass." Then we go home and h